Look, we get it. Times are tough and friends are few. First there was the resession (only a technical one, thankfully), then America and China were playing games, now we have the virus. As if a person needs this kind of stress.
One still needs to keep Cool, right?
But honestly, going to a bank is a schlep, and what do they know about being Cool anyway? Besides, who wants to go through all that schlep to borrow money for something that is going to hassle you anyway?
Uhm, we do. Because we are Cool.
If you need to keep Cool, but the economy, uhm, you know, drop our sales team a line. We will work something out so that you only pay during the Cool times.
And we will take care of all the hassle. Promise.